We all know you don’t mess with Texas… and Texans aren’t messing around in driving a message home whether you’re a local or from out of town. If you come across the following signs, you may be in Texas and you may want to heed them.
The Texans behind these signs package up bluntness and humor as dry as the Texas desert in a friendly package.
Texan signage can even be compassionate offering insight on how to avoid a painful death, and make you feel especially stupid for even thinking about disobeying the overt danger warning.
And that covers all the bases.
For those too simple to understand, Texan signs can be extremely helpful in explaining how it will all go wrong… and not in your favor in a court of law.
When “Danger Helicopters Operate in This Area” is not enough to deter passersby from approaching “a big noisy thing”…
