If you’re feeling either impatient or adventurous…

Don’t mess with Texas’ daughters… It could be dangerous.

On the other hand, if you do survive despite the aforementioned warnings (or because of them), you may want to take note on how you could possibly collect $200 at the ol’ “going to jail sale”…

Such sign humor may be old fashioned to some, but possibly helpful to others like any bar hoppers out on the prowl that come across this ‘BYOW’ signage.