The volume and types of excuses used by Hillary Clinton for her loss are truly remarkable…
As Hillary Clinton continues to come out of the woods and make more appearances following her devastating loss, the same theme is present at each of her speaking events – excuses…Oh the excuses.
Whether blaming former FBI Director James Comey, the Russians, the media (who was on her side more than any candidate ever) or the ‘broken’ voting system, one thing is clear in her mind – the loss was not her fault. It must be nice to be so mentally disturbed that you cannot even comprehend why America dislikes you so much. It is fascinating really.
To recap though, Fox News did the world a solid and released a more comprehensive list of the excuses that Mrs. Clinton has used for her embarrassing loss. They are as follows (please hold your laughter until the end.)
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The FBI in general.
Sorry Hillary, if anything under Democratic control, our intel and law enforcement agencies have been politicized in your favor. There is far more political activity occurring in our national security apparatus than there should be, but you certainly did not receive the blunt of that cultural change.
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James Comey, FBI Director at the time of Mrs. Clinton’s illegal handling of classified material.
Let’s be more creative than this. You should have gone to prison for a LONG time for the mishandling of classified information, or at the very least lost your clearance and ability to run for President. You should be sending Jim Comey a fruitcake and Christmas card until the day you die, which – outsiders perspective on your health – doesn’t seem that far away.
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The Russians
We all, the US included, manipulate elections. Having been in the positions that you served in you know this better than anyone.
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Specifically, Vladimir Putin
True, he does hate you. But he didn’t make you lose, you did.
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‘Anti-American forces’
Honestly, what does that even mean Hillary? We will give you creativity points though.
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‘Low information voters’
Doesn’t that translate to liberals? We would advise against even getting us started on that argument.
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Everyone who assumed she’d win.
Excuses are for complete losers, but this one is at least fair. Never underestimate your opponent.
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Bad polling numbers
Same as the above.
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Obama for winning two terms
Took me a bit to calm down from my laughing fit on this one. Seriously, you are going to be put in a camp with Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi for the mentally unfit if you aren’t careful. We are looking out for you here.
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People wanting change
This is why you lost. Do not presume that the world thinks the way you do.
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Misogynists
Yup, there were literally millions upon millions of misogynists who voted for Trump – that has to be it.
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Suburban women
My favorite one. Get your ass in a mini-van and drive crazy little people around to school and sporting events for a week and you will understand the real world…and you won’t like it.
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The New York Times
They are dumb and do have a lot of influence, but they didn’t cause you to lose.
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Television Executives
Nope. They were ALL on your side.
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Cable news
See the above comment.
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Netflix
What the …?
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Democrats not making the right documentaries
No one watches documentaries.
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Facebook
Zuckerberg literally is shutting down conservative sites as ‘fake news’. If anyone is on your side, it’s Facebook.
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Twitter
Different liberal owner, same story as Facebook.
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Wikileaks
Wikileaks should be shut down and helps no one but our enemies. We hate them too.
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Fake news
Everything is fake news now Hill. No one trusts anyone or anything anymore, but you cannot blame it for your loss. The only real fake news was the stories that indicated people actually liked you and your policies. Sorry, they don’t.
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‘Content farms in Macedonia’
No comment.
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The Republican Party
Definitely not. The GOP is as broken as everything else and could not even rally behind their candidate.
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The Democrat Party
True. You should not have been their candidate and those with influence (that you haven’t killed) should have ensured Bernie or another people pleasing candidate was in the driver seat. To be clear I do not like Bernie, but I do think he may have won if you were not in the way.
