A few days after an interview with Osama bin Laden’s mother was published by liberal propaganda outlet The Guardian, the terrorist’s family has shared a wedding announcement: Hamza bin Laden, Osama’s heir apparent, has married the daughter of 9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta. The interview with the mom of this generation’s mass murder champion was part of an admitted public relations attempt to repair the bin Laden family name; it appears it may have also been preemptive spin control before the announcement of their latest unholy union.
Shortly after emerging as the new face of al-Qaeda, the terror organization founded by his father, Hazma began attempting to reposition the group as a relevant major player in the global jihad movement, after years in decline while ISIS became the new face of Islamic terror. Many have tried to claim that Hamza may have been radicalized after the 2011 raid that resulted in his father’s death. This historical revisionism is a nice tale if you wish to put the blame of the next bin Laden on the United States, but the fact is that there is video evidence of Hamza working alongside the Taliban in 2001, when he was only 12 years old. Four years later, Hamza was participating in al-Qaeda raids in Pakistan’s tribal regions. By his 18th birthday, he was being implicated in the assassination of Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto. All of this occurring years before his father received his divine justice.
“We are all Osama. We will continue striking you and targeting you in your country and abroad in response to your oppression of the people of Palestine, Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Somalia, and the rest of the Muslim lands that did not survive your oppression… As for the revenge by the Islamic nation for [my father], may Allah have mercy on him, it is not revenge for Osama the person but it is revenge for those who defended Islam,” Hamza bin Laden said in July 2016.
In January of 2017, the United States classified Hamza as a “Specially Designated Global Terrorist” in response to his growing influence within the resurgent al-Qaeda. On November 1st of the same year, the Central Intelligence Agency released a trove of videos that had been seized during the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, including a never before seen video of Hamza at his wedding. It is now coming to light that the girl Hamza married was the daughter of 9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta. Atta was the leader of the terror cell that launched the September 11th attacks; the news about his daughter came as a surprise to many, as most intelligence had reported him to have never married or had any children, and his will made no mention of any dependants.
It has yet to be confirmed what the United States government is planning to get the happy couple as a wedding present, with the leading gift suggestions being a personalized JDAM or an all-expenses-paid honeymoon trip to beautiful Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Afterward, if Hamza really wants to take his father’s place in the history books, I say we grant him his wish and dump him in the ocean when we’re done with him too.
