Major headlines across America point towards a series of significant incidents and potential crises.
1. The traffic on **Interstate 695** has been stopped due to a crash, and the **Port of Baltimore** is shut down following the **Cargo Ship Dali’s collision** with the Francis Scott Key bridge. The country is awaiting the official investigation results.
2. The analysis by Lara Logan and Co. on the incident has been deemed as being **inspired by racism**, which is being tackled by **Secretary Booty Juice**. Simultaneously, the situation in East Palestine is also reported to be under control.
3. On the international front, **Moscow** reports a death toll of 143 due to an act of terror. The **Washington Post** reports an increase in xenophobia in Russia, with Putin deliberating an appropriate response.
4. Domestically, the news is dominated by **P Diddy’s** scandalous headlines, accusations against a St. Louis man for being a **Russian asset**, and a sharp increase in **cocoa prices** ahead of the festive season.
5. The **Justice Department** has launched the **National Extreme Risk Protection Order Resource Center** to provide resources to the latest generation of crossdressing spies and to deal with those refusing to adhere to the new norms.
6. Lastly, The Council is set to consider **“The Great What If?”** on March 28, 2024, just ahead of April Fools Day, indicating potential policy or societal changes to be discussed.
Show Links:
Francis Scott Key Bridge
https://youtu.be/N39w6aQFKSQ?si=LEFfR_9p8JpmXv3f
https://x.com/laralogan/status/1773210648932974637?s=46&t=Aky2pAmA2YebkaGNvTIvMw
Moscow Attack
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/03/27/russia-terror-death-toll-migrants/
Russian Agents and Black American Socialism.
https://x.com/tuckercarlson/status/1771294532325257685?s=46&t=Aky2pAmA2YebkaGNvTIvMw
https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1580251/dl
Cocoa Prices
Why cocoa futures prices are exploding toward $10,000DOJ Extreme Risk Protection
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-launches-national-extreme-risk-protection-order-resource-center
Crossdressing Spooks
https://www.dailywire.com/news/bidens-top-intelligence-agency-says-crossdressing-makes-man-better-intelligence-officer-internal-docs-show
The FINAL SOLUTION for MAGA
https://archive.ph/2019.05.15-155517/https://medium.com/@lucyfrown/laughter-the-new-symbol-of-the-far-right-d31941325572
The Great What If
https://nypost.com/2024/03/23/us-news/what-would-happen-to-washington-dc-if-attacked-by-a-nuclear-bomb/
Alternative What If
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/trans-siberian-road/index.